Tuesday, March 16, 2010

QUOTES FOR SANTA CLAUS

QUOTES FOR SANTA CLAUS

He was chubby and plump,
A right jolly old elf
I laughed when I saw him
In spite of myself
C. Clement Moore, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas"

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
Arlo Guthrie